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What did the big carburettor say to from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you have if your cars from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

What happens if an axe falls on from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What is the difference between a locomotive from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Where do cars get the most flat from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over waterAny from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

Who drives away all of his customersA from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

What kind of ears do trains haveEngineers from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

What driver doesnt have a licenseA screw from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

If an electric train travels miles an from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

What is the best thing to take from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

What part of a car is the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

What song does a car radio playA from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

Teacher Who built the first American car from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

What do you call a pig whos from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rearengine from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine!' 'Never mind dear,' said auntie. 'I've got a spare one in the trunk.'

Did you hear about the girl who from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough